The Devils blew a 3-0 first period lead in what should have been an easy win against the usually-offensively-anemic New York Rangers in the NHL Eastern Conference Finals. (PLAY 60 MINUTES, KIDS!) As I type, the score is now tied at three. You know what the Devils need?

Reg Mother-effing Dunlop.

EDIT at 10:44 PM:

The Devils scored while I was putting this post together. I published it, and then they scored again, albeit into an empty net. New Jersey wins, 5-3. Thank you, Reg Dunlop.