Cereal Killer: Frosted Shredded Wheat-Fuls

This is why I like to scan cereal boxes. LOOK AT THIS KID!

“Look at me! I’m the world’s first child child molester!”

There are three schools of thought that are acceptable here:
1. This kid is himself a child molester,
2. the part in his hair is… majestic, and
3. despite my purchase of this box in June, there’s a good chance it was on the shelf since 1975. Continue reading