DESIGNS: 2013 Area 51 ET Full Moon Midnight Marathon

Last August, I completed my 6th marathon in as many states (going for 1 in each). It was the Area 51 Extraterrestrial Full Moon Midnight Marathon, a mouthful and a lot of fun.

As far as marathons go, it can’t be any more different. A midnight start, I probably only had 3 training runs in the dark, let alone an actual race. Runners were bused from Vegas hotels to the middle of nowhere two hours away to run down the highway. (It was more like running UP the highway. The first 13 miles was a steady incline.)

I was injured and considered anything under four a hours a win. I finished 4th in my age group, 15th overall (out of a paltry 197), and wanted to die. But what an experience.

While I zigzagged across the US on a couple planes, I was so overcome with a burst of creativity energy that I had to sketch my ideas onto some Delta napkins. I polished those rough drawings and submitted a half-dozen ideas for race medals for the 2013 Midnight Marathon.

The race organizer loved my ideas and assured me she’d be in touch in the spring when it was time to get going again. That was last week, and now I can check off “design a marathon medal” from my bucket list. Quite frankly, the idea that will be this year’s finisher’s medal is so simple, I’m surprised no one’s done it before:

The logic behind the design: Quite frankly, I figured this would have been the very first medal of the ET Marathon back in whatever-the-first-year-of-the-race-was. It seems so obvious. Having received 8 finisher’s medals thus far, a common problem I’ve noticed is they are SO BUSY. Some of them work, some don’t, but in both cases, tossing in sponsor logos and a shitload of colors is never a plus. So here we have some clean simplicity, and close to a standard, classic Olympic-style medal. (I bit an Olympic gold medal in Vancouver. It belonged to a Canadian women’s hockey player.) If the produce these to glow in the dark, it will be the greatest medal of all-time.

Another of my medal concepts (my obligatory busy one) will be added to the back of the tee:

Back of tee

The logic behind the design: The road with the mountains in the distance summarizes your scenery on the race through Rachel, NV. Keep an eye on the sky, and you’ll see more than a few shooting stars. And obviously, since the race goes through Area 51, I had to include the flying saucer. Normally, I’d go with more detail for something like this, but since I designed this as a medal, I had to keep it simple. If the shirts are distressed, I think this will look pretty sweet. (I’ll post pics when I get mine.)

If you want to run the 2013 Area 51 ET Full Moon Marathon (or 51K, 10K or Half-Marathon), go here.

WWF ZOMBIES: British Bulldog

British BulldogI’m a little tired of the WWF Zombies. To be honest, I’m just exhausted from painting in general right now. I’ve been going nonstop (coupled with marathon training) since December, trying to build a decent portfolio for the Asbury Park Comic Con. I’m mostly happy with where I’m at, and we’ll see how the chips fall next weekend.

This British Bulldog started well enough, but I made his one hand too bloody, and it obscures the fact that he’s HOLDING a leg bone like a cane to prop himself up. Unfortunately, it looks more like his leg is stripped of flesh, and wildly out of place.

Oh well. Hopefully, some British Bulldog fan won’t mind and take this off my hands anyway.

As the wrestling zombies come to an end, I do have some ideas for other zombart, and I hope people really take to it, because I’ve got a wedding to pay for now.

MONGOS: Pittsburgh Penguins

Pittsburgh PenguinsSo I’ve been listening to some NHL hockey on the radio via the Internet, because I’m convinced there is no way to track me or my “viewing” habits that way… and I admit it. I missed hockey.

I 100% HATE that I miss hockey, and the only thing I hate more is Sidney Crosby and his POS Penguins. It’s nice to read the next-morning recaps and see they lost to teams like Winnipeg and the Islanders. Continue reading

MONGOS: New Jersey Devils

New Jersey Devils(NOTE: This is the piece that was pushed back a few days by last Thursday’s new painting, Bit Mac.)

First off, let me just say how SHOCKED I am the Devils are first in the East, second in the NHL, right now. I mean, they are really only missing ONE player from last year’s squad, so its not like they’d go from Cup finalist to 25th overall, but seriously, who expected THIS? David Clarkson and Friends (imagine that… David Clarkson is the star of this team) just beat Pittsburgh on consecutive nights. That’s a good time! Now… on with the show! Continue reading

MONGOS: Ottawa Senators

Ottawa SenatorsDude. I hate the Senators logo. That quasi-3D head staring out of the middle of their chests? Its a hokey minor league logo… No, that’s not it. It’s… it’s just really weird. Their original logo – the head in profile – was much better. It felt more like a logo than a drawing.

Gross.

Remember that Foogos? One of the best, I’d say, but also one of the most poorly photographed. As I made it, I realized I could do an entire series of peanut butter and jelly logos, much I’m doing now with forty bucks in loose change. Continue reading

MONGOS: St. Louis Blues

St. Louis BluesI have nothing bad to say about the St. Louis Blues, so here’s a little history lesson instead of me ripping the NHL once again.

St. Louis is the most docile of pro hockey clubs. Sometimes they’re good, sometimes they suck. They’ve had some great players, but were never able to put it all together. Their most notable memories are a President’s Trophy (best regular season team) in 2000 and compiling an 0-12 record in the Stanley Cup Finals between the years of 1968-70. Continue reading

MONGOS: Montreal Canadiens

Montreal CanadiensThe lockout may be over but my vitriol, mania and all-around surly disposition are here to stay. I’ve got to create 52 Foogos in 52 weeks (so far we’re on track, three for three with all new Mongos.) I hope to have a full set of NHL logos (primary or secondary) created from pennies, nickels and dimes by the time 2013 is over. This week’s installment depicts the championshipiest franchise in NHL history, the Montreal Canadiens. The Habs used to be my second favorite team when I was a kid, behind my dad’s Devils. Continue reading

MONGOS: Toronto Maple Leafs

Toronto Maple LeafsThe NHL is back. Who cares? I’m already a bitter old man. Here’s the second of 52 Foogos to be delivered this calendar year. It’s another Mongos (money + logos), this time, the NHL’s Toronto Maple Leafs.

They should really be called the Make Believes, because after 45 years of ineptitude, there’s not much to hold onto if you’re a TO fan. Continue reading

MONGOS: Carolina Hurricanes

Carolina HurricanesIt’s New Year’s Day night as I type this, and I’m at my office, three blocks from the NHL’s headquarters on 6th Avenue in New York City. Word on the street is those idiots are knee-deep in a marathon bargaining session to try and save the 2013 season from being wiped away. That’s an insult, because this late night cram session before the big test should have happened in September, not at the end of the marking period when the league already has an unsalvageable F on its report card. It’s a slap in the face to every fan and employee who wondered, “Why can’t they just lock themselves in a room and hammer it out?” Well, they could have, and they should have, well before anyone was thinking about breaking New Year’s resolutions.

/endrant

ESPN.com user and random guy (girl?) Tommy2Steel sums it up best in a comment from a recent article:

I’m glad they’re whittling down the details, but it sure would have been nice to see this level of urgency 4 months ago. Now that it’s about to affect their personal pocketbooks, they set aside the rhetoric to be able to get down to what truly matters–again, why wait 4 months to get to this point?

Anyway, you’re reading this on Thursday, or sometime after that, and maybe the NHL season has been spared (somewhat). Regardless of the outcome of the meetings running concurrently to this typing, I’ll be posting more Mongos (that’s money + logos) of NHL teams throughout the calendar year. Lord knows I made a terrible error in judgment on the Facebook page and publicly vowed to issue 52 new Foogos or Mongos before a New Year’s ball drop again.

So here’s #1 of the season, the Carolina Hurricanes, brought to you in pennies, nickels and dimes. Carolina is one of those teams people like to pick at when southern market viability (or lack thereof) kicks up. I hate the Canes, but they don’t deserve to be lumped in with the “HOCKEY IS A FAILURE IN THE SOUTH” argument. (The Canes have averaged a modest 16,381 fans per game since they hoisted the 2006 Stanley Cup, an exceptional number for a team that has qualified for the playoffs only once since winning it all.) However, guilty by association, the Hurricanes DO deserve to be lumped in the  ”THE NHL IS A GREEDY CONGLOMERATE OF ASSHOLES WHO DON’T EVEN GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HOCKEY” argument, which is why they are now Mongos.

Forbes‘ annual report values Carolina’s franchise at $162M (26 out of 30) with $85M in revenues during the 2011-12 campaign, and $9.4M in operating income over the same span (all of which is now in Jordan Staal’s pocket… Oh syke! There’s no hockey!).