Teenage Mutant Ninja Pizza

Okay, so how could I possibly make a Ninja Turtles Foogos anything other than pizza?And even though pizza isn’t necessarily the healthiest food option, and the superhero/cartoon Foogos are all supposed to have a healthy theme, at the very least, I used the following ingredients:

  • two wraps, whole wheat, 90 calories each, 7 grams of protein (what?!?!)
  • spinach for the “TURTLES”
  • tomato sauce
  • one slice of provolone cheese, finely cut into letters, spelling “TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA”
  • mushrooms as the border around the red bar (These were intended to around the entire logo as a stroke, but it was just way too gnarly.)

That’s about as healthy as a pizza’s gonna get. To round it out, I added more dollops of spinach, tomato sauce, provolone and mushrooms, and base don the delicious success of June’s Boston Bruins pizza, I added some garlic powder and crushed red pepper to the mix. Michelangelo would have been proud.

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29 thoughts on “Teenage Mutant Ninja Pizza”

    1. What’s your favorite TMNT movie? For me, you can’t beat the original, but The Secret of the Ooze has a few unintentionally great lines, and the song “Go Ninja Go.”

      1. I would totally have to second that. It never dawned on me how amazing the TMNT move really truly is. The expressions in that movie are done so well. Seriously ahead of its time.

        Secret of the Ooze totally fulfills all the fantastic one liners one would expect from a turtle movie and “Go Ninja Go”? No other song brings me back to elementary school in quite the same way.

        On a similar note, have you ever seen Cool as Ice?

        1. Haha, never even heard of Cool as Ice until you mentioned it. This looks so terrible it can’t be bad… if that makes any sense. I will have to look this up. I bet its on YouTube, somewhere in the corner next to a ball of lint and the He-Man/She-Ra Christmas Special.

          1. Oh, Cool as Ice will change your life. Nothing will ever be the same.

            He-man/She-Ra Christmas special?! What planet was I on when this happened? My tacky Christmas party is gonna be on fire this year.

            1. You definitely weren’t on Earth, Eternia or Etheria. The He-Man/She-Ra X-Mas Special was kicking asses in 1985. Skeletor pulls an Ebeneezor Scrooge and learns the true meaning of Christmas.


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