Cereal Killer: French Toast Crunch

Big thumbs up to my buddy, Ninja Nick, who celebrated Independence Day by fleeing the country for Canada and returning from Quebec with a box of General Mills’ French Toast Crunch, the cousin of Cinnamon Toast Crunch that was discontinued in the United States back in 2006, after its 1995 debut. The maple-flavored cereal is still going strong in the Great White North though, because Canada knows what the hell is up.

French Toast Crunch (in French!)


French Toast Crunch (in Engrish)

This cereal is BETTER than Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but I’m so bummed my address is in America, because I am ineligible to receive a free Team Canada Olympic tee shirt via the special offer/promo code on the inside of the package.

Victims of Shredded Wheat, the Cereal Killer:

Corn Pops
Special K

Kashi Go Lean Crunch
Honey Bunches of Oats (with REAL Strawberries!)

Honey Roasted Honey Bunches of of Oats

Banana Nut Cheerios

Cinnamon Burst Cheerios
Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Frosted Mimi Wheats (Bite Size)
Special K: Low Fat Granola
Count Chocula
Scrunchy Marshmallow Dreams
Fruity Pebbles
Basic Four

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