TV THURSDAY: Dexter – Season 2 (2007)

I’ve already touched on Season 1, and that I found the ending fell so very flat after a solid build throughout the season. Season Two, on the other hand, maybe pulled out all the stops too soon in this show’s lifespan, so I think they’re going to be hard-pressed to top that going forward. My perspective is a little skewed, knowing there are six more seasons in the can ahead of this one, but I’m already looking forward to how the writers are able to top this season’s main storyline.

Dexter (Michael C. Hall) has the police hot on his trail, though they obviously don’t know he’s the one dumping bodies (or, what’s left of them) into the ocean. The press dubs this mysterious killer the Bay Harbor Butcher.  Continue reading

S is for Skull

I was waiting for work to come in yesterday, bored out of my mind, and then one of those random ideas that frequently pop into my head did just that, so I got cracking and this is what came of it:

Skull

The words I used were “socket,” “sinus,” “shadow,” “space,” and “skull,” using Snell Roundhead, which I’m pretty sure is a standard system font.Skull close-up

Socket sinus shadow space skull. Say it ten times fast. You can’t do it.

Usually, I get these weird ideas and immediately do a Google search to see if someone else beat me to it. That’s usually the case, I get discouraged, and make no art whatsoever. I had such a strong feeling that making a skull out of skullish words had already been done, so instead of going about my usual elf-deflating routine, I Googled “skull made of words” after I finished this piece. Sure enough, it’s been done, but very differently. Here’s what some other guy did (and I happen to think it’s very cool):Socket sinus shadow space skull.

Socket sinus shadow space skull.

Socket sinus shadow space skull.

Socket sinus shadow space skull.

Socket sinus shadow space skull.

Socket sinus shadow space skull.

Socket sinus shadow space skull.

Socket sinus shadow space skull.

Socket sinus shadow space skull.

Socket sinus shadow spsdhvqjdbndfljkndqlkjbdqflkjb. FUCK.

MUPPET MONDAY: Frazzle


When I was a kid, and forced to go grocery shopping with my mom, my one recourse was the hopes that a new Sesame Street Treasury book would be out. My mom must have seen the value in those books, because she never refused to buy one for me, and pretty much got them with no special occasion in mind, a far departure from the gift-getting norm of Christmas, birthday, Easter, and for a stellar, straight-A report card.

The books included some sign language, a recipe page (I remember trying to bake the banana bread…awful), tons of stories (like Bert and Ernie as knights), jokes, and the best part, the character profile page.

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CEREAL SUNDAY: Basic Four

Basic 4I’m not sure Basic Four ever gets its due. Its got a fairly high caloric intake per serving, at 200, but almonds, craisins and yogurt bits account for that, and the medley of flavor and crunch is pretty damn good, given that this cereal’s primary selling point is that its a healthful adult cereal boasting a little of every food group.

Here’s some purported nutritional benefits from the box:

  • Excellent source of whole grain with 25 grams per serving (at least 48 grams recommended daily)
  • 4 grams of fiber per serving (15% daily value); good source of iron (25% daily value)

Basic 4Once upon a time, I absolutely LOVED Basic Four, because like most General Mills cereals, its just flat-out top-notch. My fascination has waned though. There’s not enough of those delicious yogurt pieces. (Special K has a fruit and yogurt blend that crushes Basic Four.) I’m also more down with Kashi Go Lean Crunch, which doubles the fiber of Basic Four, and has 9 grams of protein, compared to 4 for Basic Four. I also think Go Lean Crunch is sweeter, and has a better texture. Finally, the aftermilk of Basic Four leaves a lot to be desired. I love when I’ve got a cereal residue flavor in my milk. With Basic Four, it’s usually just pieces of fruit and nuts that sank to the bottom of the bowl. I don’t want to eat more cereal when I’m at the milk-drinking phase of my breakfast.

Still, despite there being better options out there, Basic Four is still going in my shopping cart if it’s a two for $5 special.

FINAL RATING:Cereal Killer: 3 Stars

 

REVIEW: D.C. Cab (1983)

Is this the quintessential 80s movie?

Yes.

And that’s why it’s worth a watch. There’s a whole genre of movie that reads like Mad Libs.

A ragtag, motley crew of PROFESSION (cabbies) need to save their floundering business form being run out of town by ENEMY (a rival company) and an overbearing financier. The cast, verbatim from the opening credits, includes POP CULTURE ICON (Mr. T), GENETIC ABNORMALITIES (the Barbarian Brothers… for real, this is how their credit reads; obviously they’re musclebound WWF rejects), Adam Baldwin (the only Baldwin not related to any other Baldwin), MARGINALLY RELEVANT CELEB WHO WAS TOTALLY UNKNOWN AT THE TIME (Bill Maher), MARGINAL CELEB THAT HAS NEVER BEEN RELEVANT (Paul Rodriguez), and Gary Busey as Gary Busey. Continue reading

Indiana Jones and the Frozen Drink (24×18)

24×18

Here’s my latest painting. I don’t remember how I thought of swapping out the idol from Raiders of the Lost Ark (2nd-best Indiana Jones movie, obviously behind Kingdom of the Crystal Skull) with a Slurpee, but here we are. (I’ve got other similar paintings with the Silver Surfer and Two-Face in the works.)

If you’re interested in hanging these types of things on you wall, it’s over at Etsy.

Here’s a ringing endorsement from 7-11 itself:7-11 Likes Art

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DESIGNS: 2013 Area 51 ET Full Moon Midnight Marathon

Last August, I completed my 6th marathon in as many states (going for 1 in each). It was the Area 51 Extraterrestrial Full Moon Midnight Marathon, a mouthful and a lot of fun.

As far as marathons go, it can’t be any more different. A midnight start, I probably only had 3 training runs in the dark, let alone an actual race. Runners were bused from Vegas hotels to the middle of nowhere two hours away to run down the highway. (It was more like running UP the highway. The first 13 miles was a steady incline.)

I was injured and considered anything under four a hours a win. I finished 4th in my age group, 15th overall (out of a paltry 197), and wanted to die. But what an experience.

While I zigzagged across the US on a couple planes, I was so overcome with a burst of creativity energy that I had to sketch my ideas onto some Delta napkins. I polished those rough drawings and submitted a half-dozen ideas for race medals for the 2013 Midnight Marathon.

The race organizer loved my ideas and assured me she’d be in touch in the spring when it was time to get going again. That was last week, and now I can check off “design a marathon medal” from my bucket list. Quite frankly, the idea that will be this year’s finisher’s medal is so simple, I’m surprised no one’s done it before:

The logic behind the design: Quite frankly, I figured this would have been the very first medal of the ET Marathon back in whatever-the-first-year-of-the-race-was. It seems so obvious. Having received 8 finisher’s medals thus far, a common problem I’ve noticed is they are SO BUSY. Some of them work, some don’t, but in both cases, tossing in sponsor logos and a shitload of colors is never a plus. So here we have some clean simplicity, and close to a standard, classic Olympic-style medal. (I bit an Olympic gold medal in Vancouver. It belonged to a Canadian women’s hockey player.) If the produce these to glow in the dark, it will be the greatest medal of all-time.

Another of my medal concepts (my obligatory busy one) will be added to the back of the tee:

Back of tee

The logic behind the design: The road with the mountains in the distance summarizes your scenery on the race through Rachel, NV. Keep an eye on the sky, and you’ll see more than a few shooting stars. And obviously, since the race goes through Area 51, I had to include the flying saucer. Normally, I’d go with more detail for something like this, but since I designed this as a medal, I had to keep it simple. If the shirts are distressed, I think this will look pretty sweet. (I’ll post pics when I get mine.)

If you want to run the 2013 Area 51 ET Full Moon Marathon (or 51K, 10K or Half-Marathon), go here.

MUPPET MONDAY: Gonzo

12x12

12×12

Think of every major life event you could possibly go through during adulthood. I’m juggling three right now: a wedding, house-hunting, and… I’ll let you guess the other, but it’s a happy thing. Still, lotsa stress.

Throw in the minor details that my roommate mistakenly rented out my room a month early, and I have no time or place to regularly paint right now. I had a productive cram session in my old room and in the backyard at my parents’ house over the weekend, and this Gonzo acrylic was one of the things I finished during the impromptu visit.

Fitting that I got around to this classic Muppet during the most chaotic time in my life since I got arrested, worked at the Olympics, quit my job, left my new job to work on Kevin Smith’s Red State, went back to lifeguarding, and ran my first marathon during the span of January–November 2010.

It was one of my favorite ones to paint, and all but officially wraps up my personal favorite characters. If you’ve got a favorite Muppet you’d like to see me paint (to simply look at on your computer or, better yet, for purchase – one of these 12″x12″ portraits is only $50, plus shipping!), drop a line in the comments.